Est. 2026 · Robinhood Chain · Beneficiary: you

The coin with a trust fund.

Every trade puts money in the Trust. Every hour, the Trust buys SPY, NVDA and HOOD stock tokens. Every Friday at the close, beneficiaries collect their allowance. Daddy's money — but Daddy is a smart contract.

Launching soon on Pons. Allowances are paid in stock tokens, not promises. You can lose everything. Not available to US persons.
Allowance · FridaysBeneficiary № 4,118
0.0412 SPY
≈ $27.10 · claimable at 16:00 ET
Trust holdings184.2 SPY · 61.0 NVDA · 3,912 HOOD Bought this week$41,880 Beneficiaries2,140
Sample layout — figures go live at launch. CA: [CA AFTER LAUNCH]
The deed, in three articles

How the Trust works

No staking screens, no lockups, no yield dashboard to babysit. Hold the coin, and the Trust does what trusts do: it accumulates, it invests, and it pays its beneficiaries on schedule.

Article I

Funding

$TRUSTFUND launches on Pons with a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 and no mint function. Pons routes 70% of every trade's fee to the creator address — which is not a person, but the Trust contract. 10% of that goes to the team, on-chain and labelled. The rest is the estate.

Article II

Investment

Each hour, the Trust swaps its ETH into tokenized stocks on Uniswap — SPY, NVDA and HOOD, in fixed proportion, TWAP-limited so thin pools can't be abused. Every purchase is recorded on the public Ledger the moment it settles.

Article III

Allowance

Every Friday at the US market close, a snapshot is taken. Wallets holding at least 100,000 $TRUSTFUND claim their pro-rata share of the stock the Trust bought that week. Unclaimed allowances roll into the next distribution.

Fixed allocation, no discretion

The basket

The Trust has no portfolio manager and takes no meetings. It buys three things, in the same proportion, every hour, forever.

Robinhood Stock Tokens, priced by Chainlink oracles, held by the Trust contract. The index fund, the chip, and the house we live in.
Live on Robinhood Chain: SPY $— · NVDA $— · HOOD $— · stock-token prices via DexScreener
Fridays, 16:00 ET

Allowance Friday

The clock below runs to the next Friday close. From launch onward, that is when the snapshot fires and the week's stock is distributed.

days hours minutes seconds
The arithmetic — illustrative, not a promise
$18 / week in stock
$80 / month · $960 / year at the same pace, paid in SPY · NVDA · HOOD
Assumes ~1% launchpad trading fee with 70% to the Trust, 10% of that to the team, and 600M eligible supply. The allowance scales with real volume and can be zero. Nothing here is a promise.
Step one

Hold 100,000+ $TRUSTFUND. Buy on Pons or through fomo. That's the whole requirement — no staking, no forms, no gas games.

Step two

Be there at the close. Friday 16:00 ET, the snapshot fires. Your share is proportional to your holdings at that block.

Step three

Claim your allowance. One click, stock tokens land in your wallet. Spend them, hold them, or sweep them back into the coin — they're yours.

Public and permanent

The Ledger

Every purchase the Trust makes, the moment it makes it. No treasury multisig, no "trust us" — the deed executes itself and signs its name. (Sample rows — live at launch.)

TimeBoughtCostTx
14:00 UTC0.41 SPY$268.900x81f…4c →
13:00 UTC0.92 NVDA$161.300x7aa…91 →
12:00 UTC0.90 HOOD$107.500x3c2…d8 →
11:00 UTC0.38 SPY$249.100x912…07 →
Trust Fund Cat, Beneficiary-in-Chief. Oil portrait commissioned — [ART PENDING].
The mascot

He has never worked a day in his life.

Trust Fund Cat did not build the protocol, does not read the docs, and cannot find the Discord. He holds, the allowance arrives, and he considers that a full week. The chain gave him index funds; he gave it his likeness.

"Quarterly results are in. You were paid."
"Allowances are paid in stock, not in feelings."
"New money buys the top. Old money is the top."
Before the launch

Get written into the will

Leave an email or an X handle. You'll get one message when the Trust opens — the contract address and the Pons link, nothing else. No newsletter. Old money doesn't spam.

Questions the family asks

FAQ

Where does the allowance actually come from?

Trading fees. Pons pays 70% of every trade's fee to the token's creator address, and ours is the Trust contract. The Trust converts that revenue into SPY, NVDA and HOOD stock tokens each hour and distributes them to holders on Fridays. Nothing is minted, nothing is promised — if nobody trades, there is nothing to distribute.

So the allowance can be zero?

Yes. The allowance scales with volume and can be zero in a quiet week. The deed pays what the estate earned, not what anyone hoped.

Who controls the Trust?

The contract executes on its own: fee receipt, hourly purchases, Friday snapshots and claims are all autonomous. The team's 10% share of creator fees is taken by the same contract, on-chain and labelled. The dev wallet is public — watch it.

Is this a security?

It's a memecoin whose creator fees buy stock for its holders — which is exactly why the site is geo-restricted and unavailable to US persons, and why nothing here is an offer, a solicitation, or investment advice. Read the contract, not the vibes.

Can I lose money?

Absolutely. The coin can go to zero regardless of what the Trust holds, the stock tokens can fall, and thin liquidity can move violently. Allowances soften the ride; they do not make it safe. Never hold more than you can lose entirely.